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September 2002
- Harry Potter’s Vibrating Broomstick
- I haven’t seen Harry Potter and I haven’t read the book—frankly, I have no desire to do either. I don’t understand why huge droves of adults are going crazy over a series of childrens’ books. Well, maybe I’m starting to understand now… Mattel has come... full entry
August 2002
- New Word #1: Stuposedly
- Main Entry: stuposedly Pronunciation: stoo-’pO-zed-lE Function: adverb Date: 2002 1 : presumed to be true or real with little to no conclusive evidence, perhaps even with evidence against its validity < Yeah, according to that moron, it’s what was going to stuposedly happen. He obviously... full entry
- The ‘Very Secret’ Journals of LOTR
- I first saw these quite a while ago soon after FotR came out. Having purchased the DVD and watched it last night, though, I was reminded of these by all the suggestive situations involving (in particular) Sam. Anyway, the Very Secret Journals are a blast... full entry
- How stupid can you be?
- This article tells the harrowing tale of 4 British teens trapped for 27 hours. Of course, it would have been over much sooner if they had simply pulled the door instead of pushing it. Morons.
July 2002
- True Porn Clerk Stories
- Yes, I agree that this sounds rather strange. However, these stories by a porn store clerk are a very entertaining read. It’s not really raunchy or dirty like you might think; instead it’s some really witty commentary on the customers and other things this clerk... full entry
- The Dictionary Sings your Favorite Songs
- Ever wondered what a song would sound like if it were sung using the spoken words from an online dictionary? You haven’t? Strange… Well, now you can find out anyway at Dictionaraoke, where ”the fun of karaoke meets the word power of the dictionary”. It’s... full entry
- How to Dance Properly
- Are you a professional dancer or do you have two left feet? Either way, everyone can learn something from how to dance properly. It requires Flash, but it’s definitely worth it.
June 2002
- No, I meant the OTHER NASA
- I’m really not even sure how to describe this. Just go read this bit about the National Artificial Stupidity Association. You’ll be glad you did, trust me.
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