Bush as Text Adventure

Matthew Baldwin of “Defective Yeti” has posted what the Bush presidency might look like if it were a text adventure game.

> EXAMINE CHAIRS
They are two several chairs arranged around the center of the room, along with two couches. Under one couch you find Clinton’s shoes.

> FILL SHOES
You are unable to fill Clinton’s shoes.

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How many lies does it take to fill Clinton’s shoes, exactly?

That depends.  Are we counting just Dubyah’s lies that he’s personally spoken publicly, or do we count all of the administration’s lies as a whole, since identical phrasing on a particular lie is used throughout a given day or week, which belies a single source?  Oh wait.  Maybe Cheyney’s the one playing Zork.

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