How to Drink Responsibly…

...the Onion way.  That’s right, The Onion has a great set of tips for how to drink responsibly this holiday season.  Everyone knows that alcohol can cause lots of problems, so it’s absolutely vital that we all make sure to read—and follow—these tips.

“Just trust us on this one.”

Posted Wednesday December 17, 2003 in Humor by Chris Curtis

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"Don’t mix alcohol with stereotypes. If you are Irish, drink rum. If you are a pirate, drink whiskey.”

I often have this problem. Plus the hook doesn’t hold the bottle to well.

By Greg Ferrell on December 17, 2003 at 04:08pm link

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