I AM a Colossal Death Robot!
I’ve always wondered which Colossal Death Robot I would be if I were ever suddenly transformed into one. I’m sure you have, too. Well, now you can find out. Of course, this wouldn’t be complete without telling you who I am:
Check it out, you’re an ABC Warrior!
In bars frequented by colossal death robots, you’re always the quiet guy at the back who no-one ever bothers. And for good reason. You’ve fought in several nuclear wars, could beat the sun in a staring match, and have a chin larger than many articles of furniture. Morals are not a concept you understand, but strangely enough, nobody ever questions your judgement. Usually because they’re dead. Even Judge Dredd wets himself when you turn up. Grrrr.
Posted Monday September 23, 2002 in Humor by Chris Curtis
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