An excerpt from a conversation I just had over ICQ with a friend. We’ll call him “José” even though his real name is “Pete”. I just think José sounds cool.
Chris C: Bah. I’ll drink nearly anything. Except “Modelo Especial”. That stuff, literally, tasted like ass. The rest of the 6-pack sat, untouched, in the fridge for months until we finally tossed it.
José: hmmm… well.. I for one never actually *tasted ass*… so I’ll take your word for it
Chris C: Fine:
...tasted like the smell of ass—which is to say that it tasted like I imagine ‘Battlefield Earth’ would have tasted were it a beer and not a movie.
José: roflmao
Chris C: <grin>
Have I ever mentioned how utterly horrid Battlefield Earth was? Well, I just have…
Posted Friday May 30, 2003
in Real Life by Chris Curtis
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