Things You Didn’t Know About Vin Diesel
Here are some things you might not (and probably don’t) know about Vin Diesel, the famed action star from Pitch Black, The Chronicles of Riddick and uh,… The Pacifier:
Vin Diesel was taught to play the spoons by a reclusive and grizzled Chevy Chase.
Vin Diesel can not distinguish between babies and bagels.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Vin Diesel is shadowed by an team of North Korean scientists who religiously collected every hair, skin flake, and speck of matter that dislodges itself from his body.
Green kryptonite makes Vin Diesel sick, red kryptonite makes him turn evil, and blue kryptonite makes him insatiably hungry for PEZ.
Vin Diesel is unable to speak. He simply moves his mouth and telepathy does the rest.
Vin Diesel was constructed out of seventeen cordless electrical drills, fourteen miles of silver duct tape and a dead rabbit.
One day Vin Diesel walked into a Wal-Mart Supercenter. His steps caused there to be an avalanche of falling prices burying numerous store employees.
Vin Diesel is the only human being to have gone through the heat pasturization process.
Vin Diesel records alternate audio-commentaries for every DVD he watches; they will all be released to the public on The Day of Reckoning
Vin Diesel can be linked to Kevin Bacon in 0 degrees, despite not being Kevin Bacon.
Vin Diesel routinely sends nail bombs to the head of the Food and Drug Administration. No one is sure why.
Not only can Vin Diesel comprehend the concept of infinity, he can write it as a multiple of pi.
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Posted Sunday May 8, 2005 in Humor by Khairul Hisham
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