WWII as RTS Game

This had me laughing so hard that I had to pause several times while reading it just to catch my breath.  Basically, it’s a “chat transcript” as if World War II had been an RTS game.

Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux

There’s a version for the Iraq War, but it’s not nearly as good.

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Hah! Love it.  smile

Had to post that over at my tactical gaming group. Thanks for the find.

Heh. This is awesome. I wonder if it would be funny for Vietnam or the Civil war.

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